Intimacy: Today, as always, my girlfriend and I are comfortable enough... - FML

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By charliethesteele - 29/04/2016 17:05 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, as always, my girlfriend and I are comfortable enough to pee with the other in the room. However, after putting the seat up and beginning, the hinge broke, and the shock of it falling caused me to piss all over the floor and my girlfriend before righting myself. FML

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