Intimacy: Today, apparently I was so good in bed that my significant other...

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By RebelDiaries - 14/05/2016 20:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, apparently I was so good in bed that my significant other questioned if I was sleeping with other people. He even asked me this when he took my virginity. FML

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fourscore 10

Monday 16 May 2016 21:45

Congrats

thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:27

Take it as a compliment, Superwoman.

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fourscore 10

Monday 16 May 2016 21:45

Congrats

thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:27

Take it as a compliment, Superwoman.

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