Miscellaneous: Today, and like many times before, my sister used my razor. How... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 15:35

Today, and like many times before, my sister used my razor. How do I know? It was full of red hair and she is the only ginger in the house. When I confronted her, she denied it. The only solution my parents gave me was for me to hide my razor when I am not using it and they won't punish her. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 23 January 2017 3:47

Talk about firecrotch!

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Sunday 22 January 2017 23:14

Cover it in hot sauce and then wipe it weakly so it's hard to tell

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UltimateBob 11

Sunday 22 January 2017 23:14

Cover it in hot sauce and then wipe it weakly so it's hard to tell

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 23 January 2017 3:47

Talk about firecrotch!

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