Intimacy: Today, after talking to a guy for a few weeks, that I was reluctant... - FML

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By home wrecker? - 18/12/2016 15:38 - United States - La Grange

Today, after talking to a guy for a few weeks, that I was reluctant to talk to due to he is 12 years older than me, he told me that he is married and has a 10 month old baby. We hooked up. FML.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Monday 19 December 2016 21:49

The wording is just slightly vague, did you find out about the wife and baby before or after the hook up? FYL if you didn't know. If you did know, you are both assholes.

sparkleboob 2

Monday 19 December 2016 6:02

Why would you even consider doing such a thing?

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sparkleboob 2

Monday 19 December 2016 6:02

Why would you even consider doing such a thing?

printz_zsuzsi 11

Monday 19 December 2016 10:49

I would rather change the second button to "You deserved it".

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Monday 19 December 2016 21:49

The wording is just slightly vague, did you find out about the wife and baby before or after the hook up? FYL if you didn't know. If you did know, you are both assholes.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 22 December 2016 18:06

Exactly this ^

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