Love: Today, after finally getting a girlfriend for the first time... - FML

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By mr. lame - 19/05/2016 17:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, after finally getting a girlfriend for the first time ever, I woke up. FML

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ctosc 21

Friday 20 May 2016 9:07

just go back to sleep

thatweirdasian 22

Friday 20 May 2016 2:37

Hey, you know what they say! Dreams can cone true ^_^

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thatweirdasian 22

Friday 20 May 2016 2:37

Hey, you know what they say! Dreams can cone true ^_^

Diddlydoo1632 18

Friday 20 May 2016 4:16

This fml is so overused. Just don't even try anymore.

ctosc 21

Friday 20 May 2016 9:07

just go back to sleep

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Today, a street "musician" drummed on buckets directly outside my work for two hours. Right as I was about to lose it, he stopped playing. Within 5 minutes, someone else started playing the saxophone. FML

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Today, my brother-in-law wanted a boxing match, which was the last thing I wanted since he’s a trained boxer. The last thing I expected was to knock him out cold on my first swing. My wife is now mad at me because he’s sulking, and I “could have held back to be a good sport.” Um, what? FML

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Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML

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Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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