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By NoCar - 09/06/2016 02:23 - United States - Tampa

Today, A woman was destroying her cheating boyfriends car. As I was leaving the cafe I realized it was my car. I've been single for three years.FML

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igg125 30

Thursday 9 June 2016 21:58

Hope you found a way to detain her until police arrived and eventually charged her for vandalism. What a psycho

iamdman 22

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:57

well you got at least a part of the girlfriend experience, just not the fun part.

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iamdman 22

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:57

well you got at least a part of the girlfriend experience, just not the fun part.

igg125 30

Thursday 9 June 2016 21:58

Hope you found a way to detain her until police arrived and eventually charged her for vandalism. What a psycho

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