Transportation: Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof...

well on the bright side, you must've made the bird's day. if i were a bird and i hit a center console of a moving car through the sunroof with my feces, i'd be tweeting about that for years. the bird community will feast upon my magnificence.

bearin 9

Monday 11 May 2015 6:24

Are you the same guy who got the top comment on iFunny with the same story?

schober60 13

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:13

saddly no

HoboMeth 33

Monday 11 May 2015 7:18

Mom get the camera

lil_jimmy 29

Monday 11 May 2015 9:27

I've always worried about that when driving past large groups of birds

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