Today, a girl and I matched on Tinder. She had only one picture... - FML

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By "Boyufd" - 07/02/2019 16:00

Today, a girl and I matched on Tinder. She had only one picture and she didn't say anything about her, so I messaged her "hi" so I can start a conversation. She unmatched with me a few hours later. This is the second time it happened in less than a month. FML

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Winter_95 11

Thursday 7 February 2019 16:41

Its really not that serious, but also come ip with a better opener then “hi” or “hey”

manb91uk 22

Thursday 7 February 2019 16:53

Do what I do... Laugh about it and move on. Online dating is a funny, ridiculous world anyway!

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pfrechett3 3

Friday 8 February 2019 21:17

Some people “like me” use tinder as a hookup site and just mass swipe right everybody, later when there’s matches you pick out the less desirable people. This is what most likely happened in your case.

SadiyaRabia 8

Friday 8 February 2019 21:22

Ohhh! I’m sorry you’re getting these rejections. But don’t give up. It just means those are not the girls for you. The right one will accept you.

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