Intimacy: The pleasure, the pain - FML

The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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genius_man16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:01

She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?

pat2rome 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:08

Her fault for not swallowing. FYL

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blarghonk117 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:41

damn, i hate when i get in hit in my nuts

Erinx 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:33

Why do you have to b bribed to be good around her parents. You sound like an ass.

aubreey03 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:14

why she complaining? free appetizer! & it doesn't taste that bad :P

Onlynamethatwasn 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:15

always wear a cup near a girl

PeaceLoveGirl_fml 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:47

Haha funny

irritatedone 5

Monday 26 September 2011 21:38

You should have left in her mouth when you shot your load. Everybody knows spitters are quitters.

southerntits 0

Friday 9 December 2011 19:39

and that is exactly why I always swallow! and I love the taste.

xixifwadi 0

Monday 2 January 2012 6:41

Somehow I feel some warning might have prevented the situation.

dudeman1212 22

Friday 2 March 2012 4:50

Heh... Heh... 'came' to mind... Heh

lotrgeek 10

Sunday 11 March 2012 16:46

SDI for not swallowing...

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