The FML Showdown! By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30 Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens. I agree, your life sucks 481 You deserved it 163 Share Tweet Share
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 068 You deserved it 4 374
Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 737 You deserved it 6 655
Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 455 You deserved it 963
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 230 You deserved it 175
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML I agree, your life sucks 197 You deserved it 697
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML I agree, your life sucks 435 You deserved it 106
Trent
Stevie takes it, on style points alone!