Sex and Intimacy: Sexy talk

Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

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Saturday 9 January 2010 9:29

haha I'm sorry but that made me lmaooooo! haa

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soccerdilan 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:20

hahahaha your boyfriend rocks! lol I'm gonna do that

ThisRandomChild 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:19

Well, it is 'good mood food'

toad396 0

Friday 19 August 2011 8:28

Good mood food

guitardude728 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 3:55

touche sir

fowler171 0

Friday 26 August 2011 3:56

Pooped on!

untsx3 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 12:28

Haha you should be happy! You picked the right guy lmao !

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Monday 17 October 2011 1:09

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Friday 28 October 2011 20:47

thats actually a good idea for a commercial if you think about it

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Friday 4 November 2011 4:40

Curly fries and ring toss?

Mkbitch 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:12

Lol

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