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Self-care

By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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Peroxide 3

Monday 5 October 2009 16:21

Do you also talk in the 3rd person? Jimmie's got some new moves! Jimmie's down! Jimmie's got a compound fracture. Jimmie's gonna get you kramer!

null_fml 11

Monday 5 October 2009 16:14

OP, you're... uh... weird.

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arms_akimbo 0

Monday 5 October 2009 19:55

That's not how computers work.

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:00

Today, I read a really lame FML, FML. Now can I get on the site?

Ranoona 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:00

#31 the fml isn't lame, the Op is.

Danielt104 6

Monday 5 October 2009 21:00

Lol, fail.

BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:22

www.stopsayingfail.com

rai2525 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:40

This is the lamest FML I've ever read.

theideot 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:52

YDI (Your Da Idiot)

Ohnothingreally 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:54

So, you're pissed that your boss now thinks you're conceited?

awsome_100 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:00

its work man its not suposed to be fun........

PlasmaWafflez 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:32

awww OP is cute =)

Rijii 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:34

**** all the haters, this was cute and a nice way to cheer yourself up. It's funny how it worked out in the end, but oh well!

scateice 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:06

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