Me at lunchtime By Lewis - 12/12/2018 00:30 Why have I to be polite? I agree, your life sucks 262 You deserved it 63 Share Tweet Share
Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML I agree, your life sucks 22 513 You deserved it 2 171
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML I agree, your life sucks 305 You deserved it 92
Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 264 You deserved it 6 818
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML I agree, your life sucks 299 You deserved it 569
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 971 You deserved it 22 945
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 246 You deserved it 49 326
Today, I'm currently in a long-running argument with the police because on New Year's Eve, some dumbass threw firecrackers at my car, destroying one tire, the two taillights, and the front windshield. I've been reporting it the morning after since, and neither the police nor the insurance want to do anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 961 You deserved it 93
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 220 You deserved it 2 193