Miscellaneous and Relatable: Losing my mind - FML

Losing my mind

By Phill - 16/09/2026 03:00 - United States

Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML

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FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 16 September 2026 12:11

Shall we assume you've recently turned 30? Welcome to the where TF did that go? Club. It's all down hill from here.

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FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 16 September 2026 12:11

Shall we assume you've recently turned 30? Welcome to the where TF did that go? Club. It's all down hill from here.

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