Today, just after letting my dogs inside, I decided to take a...

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By Good Boy - 27/09/2018 23:26

Today, just after letting my dogs inside, I decided to take a shower. Just after getting out, I stepped in a present from my dog, a nice warm pile of crap. After getting cleaned up from that mess, I slipped in a puddle of piss in the hallway. FML

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mssileas 25

Thursday 4 October 2018 13:47

Jesus, housebreak your dogs, this is not normal. No healthy, half-what trained dog should make its business inside, gross.

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mssileas 25

Thursday 4 October 2018 13:47

Jesus, housebreak your dogs, this is not normal. No healthy, half-what trained dog should make its business inside, gross.

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