Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating has two kids.... - FML

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By "Ashok Kumar" - 31/01/2018 09:30

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating has two kids. We often we hang out at my place, but today she invited me to her house. One of them called me dad. FML

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Mynxie 26

Monday 5 February 2018 3:31

Mmmm might want to sit down with her and find out why the one kid called you dad. If she is making it sound like you are going to be their new dad, might want to make sure you are OK with taking in the responsibility of 2 kids. If you aren't, and there is nothing wrong with that, break it off now.

Tim Carver 9

Friday 2 February 2018 18:58

ok and?

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Tim Carver 9

Friday 2 February 2018 18:58

ok and?

Ashok Kumar 13

Saturday 3 February 2018 7:27

and I'm gonna be a father of two kids😂😂

Mynxie 26

Monday 5 February 2018 3:31

Mmmm might want to sit down with her and find out why the one kid called you dad. If she is making it sound like you are going to be their new dad, might want to make sure you are OK with taking in the responsibility of 2 kids. If you aren't, and there is nothing wrong with that, break it off now.

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