Dog Box Fail By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 20:30 - United States - New York Think outside the box! I agree, your life sucks 456 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 177 You deserved it 1 004
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML I agree, your life sucks 23 691 You deserved it 89 349
Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention and picked up a dead mouse. I screamed and threw it away as hard as I could. It hit their five-year-old son in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 396 You deserved it 1 368
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 758 You deserved it 2 743
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 602 You deserved it 2 173
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML I agree, your life sucks 32 144 You deserved it 4 864
Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 608 You deserved it 7 127
Today, a client came in and was struggling to speak properly. He said, “Sorry, no good English” so I offered a Spanish speaking colleague who could assist. He frowned and said he was from Greece. He threw a fit and got my manager involved. I got a write up and have to do an online sensitivity training. FML I agree, your life sucks 420 You deserved it 293
"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"