Protip
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By UKRukus - 18/01/2016 21:13 - United Kingdom - London
It was not a routemaster. im a londoner too. i take risks crossing myself, but i know when you can do it, and when you cant. this guy didnt realise the bus was right behind him as he went to run out on the road. he wouldnt have made it. if he goes about catching buses like that every day, it defies science and logic as to how he is still alive.
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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 07:54 - United States - Riverside
By Lewis - 22/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris
By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 12:00 - Australia - Hornsby
By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie
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I am the OP, and I thank those of you who offered support to me, and my children. For the record: my husband and I divorced a month ago. I asked him REPEATEDLY what the status of his relationship was with his roommate, and he looked me right in the eye every time and denied they were involved. Two weeks after the divorce was granted in court, he told the kids the truth. FML only accepts stories that start with "today...." so yes, I fudged that bit a little. They have been together for two years. We were still in marriage counseling when they started up. And no, I didn't know. Seriously. I didn't, When someone you have known and loved for 20 years tell you something, you tend to believe it. Until you find out your whole life was a lie, that is.