By Bad parenting101 - 08/01/2017 03:23 - United States - Denver
By Bad parenting101 - 08/01/2017 03:23 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By living in the ugly treehouse - 14/02/2016 11:23 - Australia
By MandieL - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton
By adoptablepuppy - 29/01/2016 01:17 - United States - Horseheads
By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 13:00 - Ireland - Dublin
By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf
By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York
By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 05:44 - United States
By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad
By MrsMusselLady - 24/04/2017 18:26 - United Kingdom - Huntingdon
Lol no, it was my first weekend off after working 8 days in a row! I had gotten off work at 0700 and went straight home to that whole situation.
By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00
By Just an Exam - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 02/06/2017 00:00 - Australia
By leadwriteafw - 03/11/2016 18:35 - United States - Mansfield
Hey y'all OP here- I wasn't really expecting for this to get published! Just here to answer a few questions. First off, this obviously didn't just start happening today, it been an ongoing issue since February-- that's just how FML works. Secondly, I'm 17 years old which means I've been experiencing this all while in high school, which has been SUPER fun. But yes, I've had an MRI, several sonograms, lots of blood work taken and tested, and I took a very intense allergy test. The only thing all of that revealed was that I had a minor milk allergy. So I've completely cut out all milk (which FYI, you'd be surprised at how many things have milk in them), with still no change. I've tried several medications, some of which have provided their own not-so-fun side effects. But at this point I'm just trying to treat it with vitamins and by lowering my stress levels. All my friends and family know about, so I always carry a barf bag and tooth brush with me. Hopefully it will go away on its own, because it's really not as fun as it sounds. Thanks for your kind comments and helpful suggestions though!!
By RHChiliPeppers - 12/09/2015 00:05 - United States - Westminster
Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)
By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom
By Doesn't Matter Had Sex - 09/09/2015 02:37 - United States - Lake Saint Louis
By Tag - 07/09/2015 00:54 - Australia - Sydney
By Jen - 20/10/2016 16:32
By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00
By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble
By cannotexplain - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Braceyourself - 25/09/2016 05:44 - United States - San Pablo
By doggone - 05/05/2012 23:07 - United States - King Of Prussia
By Eddy - 27/08/2017 16:00
By Blamethepostman - 16/09/2016 15:10
By Drom - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
By Dogmom - 14/09/2017 23:15
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OP, here. Soooo.. I'm not a guy. And my friend is bisexual. But I thought it was great that you all thought I was a male, that and (most) of your comments actually made me feel better. For the other comments.. I know I deserved it, but it did suck, especially since I really didn't want to ask, but I thought "why not??".. Yeahhh.. I think I found out why not. ANYWAYS! For starters, we met when we were in middle school, I didn't have those kind of feelings for her back then. They've really just developed over the past few years. I haven't been in love with her for 9 years, that's just how long we've been friends. Okay, so this actually happened over a span of two days. The day I asked her out, she kind of freaked out, but she said it wasn't in a "bad" way. She mentioned that she had thought about a relationship with me in the past, and she was shocked that I was finally asking after so long, BUT that she needed time to think. I assumed that meant no, and I was assuming she would say no from the start. I asked her to just say no if she didn't want to, that I'm fine with it. She didn't answer when I said it, and she waited until the next day to answer.. with the puppy analogy. At first, she just drew "two girls = a girl with a dog" and gave me the drawing. I didn't know what that meant, so then she actually said what she meant it out loud. I was a bit annoyed that she didn't say no, she chose to choose an analogy. Honestly, a no would have been better (and less confusing.) I'm sure she didn't mean it in a bad way, she's not the greatest with words, but it hurt. I felt like it was a double smack in the face. We're still friends and I have no intentions of changing that. Anyhoo, thanks for the sweet comments. Hopefully some day I'll find "The One" and they won't think I'm a puppy. :*