By HellaBomber91 - 11/02/2010 20:15 - United States
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**** fox hunts
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The mask slips
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Marxism intensifies
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Remember now?
By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands
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By mariet - 11/02/2011 06:13 - United States
mariet_fml tells us more.
By lizzie57 - 13/02/2015 12:09 - United Kingdom
lizzie57 tells us more.
Hi, OP here. Thanks for the comments, so happy this got published and the maths jokes made me laugh :) to people questioning the random attendance inspections - my school has really bad attendance generally so we get them to try and scare us into coming more. I did talk to my teacher and he spoke to the office and explained the situation and they let me off :) so alls well that ends well I suppose. I was just a bit annoyed at my teacher forgetting me! But bless him he was very apologetic. Anyway, thats me explained :)
Huge balls
By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 02:04 - United States
Solidarity
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Tetchy
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Outta control
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A cashier's life
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Snow day confusion
By hehe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Another fine mess
By MikeMoosey - 30/12/2008 18:00 - United States
They targeted gamers
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Dream on
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By Darth Binks - 01/02/2015 18:48 - Canada
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Holy hell, I forgot that this made it to the site. To answer some questions: This happened several years ago. My sister is a soldier, was deployed, bomb went off, lost her leg. I'm not going into details because it's still difficult to discuss. She has a desk job now and gets around fine on a prosthetic. We did not break up directly because of this. We had a huge row and I threw him out of my apartment. I didn't speak to him for a week. He apologized, said he just felt awkward and didn't know what to say, and I forgave him. We broke up later for different reasons. Mostly he is a nice guy, he had never shown any kind of insensitivity before this (he even came with me to my grandmother's funeral) but this was a bonehead moment. Some people suggested that I "know it's funny." In a hypothetical situation, it is funny. After she went through physical and emotional therapy, it is funny. I was reminded of this event because we went to IHOP and she jokingly asked for an application, saying she is automatically qualified. But at that moment, when I was in shock and could barely breathe? Nothing was funny. When you hear this kind of news and you are not even sure if your sister is going to live, she is the only one that can cheer you up. So **** you guys.