By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States
The Top
By willstaysingle - 29/04/2014 14:18
willstaysingle tells us more.
Betrayed
By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin
**** that dude
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Whoops
By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 08:01 - United Kingdom - Dewsbury
Mommy's boy
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By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States
brittyed tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan
Painful
By rise - 08/05/2021 10:59
Take a hike
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Good deed of the day
By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia
It's Caturday, respect our feline leaders
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Saucy talk
By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States
Baller move
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Tucson
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Oh no…
By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 01:40 - Canada
Expensive walk
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Gone bird
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Trickster
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Maths is hard
By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook
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I am the Original Poster. I'm only replying because so many of you requested a follow-up and so many of you are misconceptualizing the context. From the beginning I discussed my interest in a serious relationship and expressed my eventual wish to be with her. I did not explicitly say I wanted to marry her. In common logic, there is no need for that. It is to be expected. For the ones asking about age. I am 30 years old, she is 25 years old. That was clearly not the problem. I am not seeking attention in all of this. But I will let you people know I emigrated for this girl. I made entire reservations for the family members I wished to see. I sacrificed a lot for her. I adapted to her needs. Some of you people say just because there is effort, she doesn't need to accept. While I agree, at some point, when you realize how much sacrifice is made, you are bound to love. There is no love whatsoever without sacrifice. I told her from the beginning that I am not wasting my time. If you are not sure what to do with the rope I gave you, let go early before we get to high grounds, so you could spare me a killer downfall. To all the people who felt sympathetic and gave me a "chin-up". Thank you. A lesson learned that I will teach every single one of you here. Be selfish. I have filled my heart with hate. Love and cherish. Just do not sacrifice so much that you find your life so strained you realize that you wasted years of hard work, effort and emotion. Mind your mental health.