By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 20:27 - United States - Covina
The Top
This is why we shop online!
By trash80 - 21/02/2018 19:00
Don't let the bedbugs bite!
By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 15:00 - United States - Birmingham
By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 15:00
Warts and all
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage
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By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States
Toxic parents
By Anonymous - 30/07/2020 20:01
Silver linings
By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 05:01
The Nerf of some people
By Anonymous - 27/11/2018 13:30
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By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 01:54
swervelol tells us more.
Convoluted storyline
By Krash The Koopa - 02/12/2020 19:58 - United States - Litchfield Park
By Anonymous - 28/03/2017 10:29 - United States - Chicago
Onigori tells us more.
Hi there, OP here. The meeting was impromptu and sprung on me last minute, so I had no control over that. As for the presentations, they weren't huge ones so I wasn't expected to dress up at all, but I would have liked to at least wear matching shoes.
By wantsleep - 28/12/2016 08:25
By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 00:00
By aargh - 28/04/2017 10:50
Vee94 tells us more.
OP here! (I didn't have an account when I submitted this..) Yeah this was a weird, uncomfortable experience for me. I've had dates which were boring or which I wasn't into (and vice versa) but there's nothing quite like watching someone fish out chewing tobacco from their gums and plonk it in a coffee cup while telling you that your eyes are pretty... This was a really nice, upmarket coffee shop and I cringed horribly when one of the servers came to take away the cup, wad of chewed up tobacco and snot-covered napkin and all. Shortly after the friend arrived and poured cough syrup into his espresso, I excused myself... and I declined the request for another meeting. But I still haven't gone back in that coffee shop. Nor have I been brave enough to go on any more dates.
By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00
By gogoboobzilla - 10/12/2016 04:48
gogoboobzilla tells us more.
OP here. I was actually a 1099 'contractor' so there's very little recourse, HR wise. My boss had recently restructured pay to where I was making way less money...so I was suggesting other ways for me to go about my job so it was more efficient/profitable. He got pissy, I didn't back down, he said ' Whatever, I'm down with this, good luck to you' and I was offered another job that's $5/hr more, like, 30 min later.
Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?
By Joel Lee Burgess - 16/02/2021 04:59 - United States
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By jxfc - 07/11/2016 08:11 - United States - Tracy
Should've stayed home, basically
By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg
Quack quack quack
By mikki_arlert - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne
Force of habit
By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00
A Dog's Love = Priceless
By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00
By Dan V - 05/09/2016 06:35 - United States - Troy
Time to go topless I guess...
By aubrey - 14/10/2017 01:30
The Phone Call
By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01
Keywords
Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was pretty terrifying. It had happened early in the morning and I'm up before my mom is for work so she was still asleep when I stumbled in for help. She thought that I just wanted her to let me stay home from school because I was sick and didn't really give it any second thought and I got so weak I fell down and couldn't get up from the floor. Somehow I made it back to my bed and blacked out again and my mom left for work she said apparently I was nearly unresponsive because I couldn't open my eyes or speak coherently when she tried talking to me. A few hours later though she managed to wake me up with a phone call saying she felt terrible that she left me home alone and was coming back to bring me to the hospital. The hospital staff were not happy that I wasn't drinking enough water, and I was a little angry that I was there because I felt alright after I woke up again and I didn't like the way they treated me like some delicate flower. So live and learn I guess my mom won't be sleeping the next time I'm sick haha.