Backhanded matchmaker
By Highroller_17 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By Highroller_17 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 22:26 - United States - Hialeah
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit
By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States
By Drover7 - 07/04/2016 23:26 - Australia - Padstow
By KamiyaHaine - 02/10/2013 05:54 - Singapore - Singapore
By -.- - 19/01/2015 01:18 - United States - Ellwood City
By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 16:29 - Sri Lanka
By KittyNeko - 28/12/2009 06:26 - United States
By DriveNowhere - 31/12/2015 11:50 - Australia
By Sardine - 18/12/2009 22:14 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 06:23 - Canada
By tricia_11 - 05/12/2016 22:15
That man hasn't worked a day in almost 5 years. He took an early retirement and sits home all day. I work my ass off. I have a 3 hour daily commute on top of my work day. After sitting on his ass all day, he needs to cook me my favorite meal, give me the best sex ever and worship me for taking care of him! Yet, I'm thinking of myself? Get real.
By ezrocks4u - 20/09/2015 13:58 - United States - Charlotte
Hi, OP here. To give some context, I got a few t shirts for my birthday. My birthday was a month ago(thanks for the birthday wishes!) but only found out about the fact that my mom stole said razor a day ago, because I saw the package addressed to me in the trash. Needless to say, it is too late to steal back. I had posted another birthday FML(from the actual day of) never got posted. Got locked outside of my car in the rain for 3 hours, couldn't afford a locksmith, and missed my birthday dinner.
By hbt51 - 17/08/2015 19:56 - United States - Blue Ridge
By Claudine - 30/06/2015 06:18 - Belgium - Liège
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Rowville
By Anonymous - 09/02/2018 15:00 - United Kingdom - Poole
By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States
By englishornah - 23/04/2015 02:53 - United States - Somerset
By blarg - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah
By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States
By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux
By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States
By trekkiewife - 20/10/2015 19:45 - United States - New Port Richey
By koreageis - 08/12/2016 20:42 - United States - Medina
OP here. I made an account just to give everyone more details. This girl and I were friends a loooong tine ago and stopped being friends for many reasons. Well, when she was dating my boyfriend she cheated on him and he left her. Over a year later, I started dating him after she gave me her blessing and told me about her new fiancé and kid on the way and about how happy she was. A year later I find the fake account under a different name filled with posts about me, my love life and about how awful we did her. One post blatantly said that my mother called her all the time mocking me and giving her my personal info so she can stalk me even more. I also found many comments where my mom asked her to text her or call her and many comments from my friend, who is someone I've known for four years but talk to every now and then, talking about me as well. Apparently both of them pretended to be on my side while they helped her stalk me, my boyfriend and roommate. This girl found out who I was living with, where I was living and even knew everything about my love life because of my mother. I've deleted all my social media, including my Facebook just to get this girl off my back. My mother denied everything, didn't apologize and hasn't attempted to speak to me since. I last spoke to her about a month ago, more or less.
By moose - 14/11/2016 19:17 - Germany
By shando - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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I am the OP and wish to thank everyone for their well wishes and kindness. Bit of an update: I have an infection in both kidneys so they can't yet remove the big 7mm stone that is stuck half way. Surgeons put in a stent and my pain filled hazy brain decided I just wanted to be with family so I stupidly boarded a plane to Hawaii! Now I am writhing about in a hotel bed (with a beautiful view of Waikiki and Diamond Head) and still ruining my family's holiday. I didn't realise how serious my condition was when I assured my husband that if he got on the plane I would follow a day later so it's all my fault. I've made a shitty situation even worse. FML