Miscellaneous: WTF dude?

WTF dude?

By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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You deserved it 3 331

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By vegasman20002 - 18/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Garden City

Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 459

You deserved it 65

By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 2 839

Best seat in the house

By Rachey - 10/09/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 460

You deserved it 128

By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 550

You deserved it 4 968

By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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You deserved it 41 613

Dirty work

By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 19:01 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML

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You deserved it 147

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 390

You deserved it 829

By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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You deserved it 122

By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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You deserved it 1 540

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 3 233

shakeTHEworld 12

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:03

Reprimand him. Don't care that he's your father-in-law. As long as he's living in your house, he go by your rules which is... No ******** in the bathtub!

enonymous 8

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:45

So that's why I found pieces of corn in my loofah. I can't wait to be old.. pinch women on the ass, forget to brush my teeth for a decade, argue with the neighbor that his christmas lights are against the homeowners agreement, believe I'm always right even when there's a ton of proof saying I'm wrong, polishing my shotgun on the steps on halloween , wait in line at a grocery store to complain that my .05 cent coupon was not used to buy my 1 banana that I bought, drive in the left lane at 35mph with my right blinker on all the time...

Comments

PapaCool_fml 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 21:31

Make a video and post his acceptable behavior on youtube. Easy.

snafu63 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:12

who cares. not that big of a deal. turn on the water and it'll be fine.

womanjesus 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 23:20

It is acceptable behavior ..

notstarboard 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 2:06

At least he's saving water... You honestly can't get too mad at the guy. It's not like it's going to ruin your bath tub. YDI for complaining about something so harmless.

Spider123456789 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:13

thats cause it is

TraceCase_ 19

Thursday 21 April 2011 1:26

^ OK, that pic actually scared me when it appeared suddenly on my phone screen. Damn you Spider123456789!!!

sblhaine 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:55

nurseing home?

bassdredd 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:04

do you realize how much water it saves to just piss into a drain directly rather than use 5 gallons to wash it down? not saying I do this but think about it. also it's a bathtub, it doesn't leave any stains and shouldn't stink because the urine just slides down into the drain. I really don't see the problem here to be honest.

taternuts 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:43

make him take a bath in the pee tub and he might stop. if he doesn't try the bath again and hold him under for a while (wear gloves, there's probably going to be more pee in that tub than a public swimming pool)