Intimacy: Wild allegation

Wild allegation

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Dumbass

By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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sayhello_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

You WANT your period?

TheFadedGuitar 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Ahh, that's horrible

Comments

Cjraven606 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:43

I have the opposite problem I bleed nonstop for months then stop for months he is an pain but he is male I have never ranked tham as one of the smarter animals on the planet

iloveloosy12 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:11

the douche!

flotar 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 6:23

OP: YDI for having a boyfriend as stupid as #223

martic835 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:48

I have PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome) and at this point the only way I get my periods is on birth control pills. When I told my boyfriend that I was going on them because I hadn't had a period in 13 months he got angry. Apparently even though he says I'm too immature to get pregnant & have kids (I have none) I shouldn't be preventing it either because that goes against God. Some men will never understand.

Whiterabbitm1 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:00

what a moron almost every person knows birth control isn't just for prevention of birth well everybody but that dumb ass you were dateing... your better off without him

Einthe 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:51

Bitch!

Lydiyooo 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 4:25

You are so lucky. I am sorry but you can just choose not to have your period?? Ahhhhhhhg

annielove 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 8:06

I used to take the pill for medical reasons, and it helped with my problems tremendously. I told my boyfriend though, lol.

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 3 October 2010 7:20

god, guys are stupid. he probably doesn't even know what a period is.

supersparta4300 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:27

and you want sympathy? even thru the Internet i can tell you are lying, ******* **** that's what you get for not giving sex to a man, we want **** and ass and we want it NOW!!!!!