Whatever floats your boat

Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML
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Mordakai420 6

Damn he likes spaghetti...

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jamalamadingdong 18

Well, he can get sex anytime, how often do you cook for him? He's gotta take this opportunity.

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ratorr2 23

Guys are stupid when it comes to romance. If you want something then you have to tell him what you want.

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CorruptAngel920 18

I personally take offense to that. I'd cook for my girlfriend and bought her a bouquet of roses for no reason at all. People just need to know what their lady thinks of as romantic.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without a boner make him food.

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NigerianMedicine 11

Spaghetti and sex. The possibilities are endless.

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skyeyez9 24

When I read "started clapping wildly and shrieked Spaghetti" I pictured a retarded kid.

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CarouselHeart 11

To be honest, it kind of sounds like you think you're sexier than you are.

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penguinazul 13

In my existence, I have learned that you get much better results by physically making the move instead of vocalizing it. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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KaiserSD 8

I think it's time you met a real man who wasn't a gaping dillhole. FYL.

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