Miscellaneous: Weird family time

Weird family time

By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville

Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like, "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML

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You deserved it 4 429

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By maxmess - 21/06/2016 21:39

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. I'm obsessive about cleanliness and neatness. They're candidates for a certain show about hoarders. I want to shower in bleach. FML

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You deserved it 1 136

Smells like… victory

By sickofthesmelltoo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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You deserved it 3 168

Thanks, Mom

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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You deserved it 3 315

Healthy family

By Anonymous - 27/03/2019 06:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 244

You deserved it 352

In-laws, in-fighting

By MsGamerLady - 08/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

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You deserved it 125

Higher standards of living

By gross? - 14/01/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML

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You deserved it 83

Tense family drama

By Anonymous - 03/09/2022 10:00

Today, my parents kept overreacting over stupid stuff during dinner. I found a hair in a dish, so I removed it myself. My mom goes, "Is that a hair? Is it?! I'll get rid of it!" I told her that I'd already done it myself. Then, because I bit my nail once, my dad constantly kept asking if I was OK, even though I'd said I was. He wouldn't stop! FML

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You deserved it 227

The pits

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML

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You deserved it 124

Clean

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 01:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, in the entire half-hour since my mother-in-law reached our home, she's inspected and criticised every aspect of our home, despite things being spot clean. And sermoned me non stop on how to "live". My husband still wonders why I don't want her visiting. It"s going to be a long two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 113

By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

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You deserved it 2 537

TGKat 13

Wednesday 12 February 2014 20:22

I think your in-laws have yet to escape medieval times and come to the present, OP. FYL

XBurytheCastleX 25

Wednesday 12 February 2014 20:25

For a present, give them some body sprays and deodorant. Let them know they need it. Revenge

Comments

tjw1616 21

Thursday 13 February 2014 5:30

weird, is taking a shower everyday irregular? O_o I've had twice thus far

nachosbabygurl 9

Thursday 13 February 2014 6:22

how often do they shower once a.year to save water

z0mBi3kiTTy 18

Thursday 13 February 2014 7:06

suggest to them that you shower with your significant other! you save water that way ;)

ripleythebard 12

Thursday 13 February 2014 7:44

Technically speaking, showering everyday isn't good for you; it strips your skin of essential oils and dries the hell out of it. As long as you wash your groin area every day, showering once or twice a week is much better for you. That said...most people who shower every day to have an adjustment period. You've trained your body to make tons and tons of oils, so when you stop showering so often those oils build up fast. It takes a few days, but your body will readjust.

yellowaholic 25

Thursday 13 February 2014 9:02

Oh you gotta love the in-laws

alicat13 12

Thursday 13 February 2014 9:05

You chose to marry a red neck.

letsgooo_fml 23

Thursday 13 February 2014 10:08

Your in-laws sound gross.

drewTheMan 8

Thursday 13 February 2014 12:47

hell, I shower twice a day

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 13 February 2014 14:37

Tell them to get the f out of your house cause in all fairness being hygienic is a good thing hell because my house doesn't have heat I only get to bathe like once a week for the months of winter since I live in Louisiana