Weasley little liar dude

Anonymous - - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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realeah 4

Fedoras are sketchy. After watching The Adjustment Bureau I think every guy wearing a fedora is out to change my fate...

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highway_unicorn7 5

Oh well people in the mafia wear fedoras....

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zandalee 19

Either way, if he is lying to you or not, you are obviously better off without him!

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KingCeltic77 18

Are you talking about "Legs" Fonzi? Because if yous are, I promise you, hes-a tellin' the truth.

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spacemanspiff78 7

He's obviously looking out for your well being. Sounds like a keeper!

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saintsrocksocks 10

If he's a keeper, why are they breaking up?

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Dixbfloppin 11

You're trying too hard at sarcasm. Please, go no further and turn back.

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misspulkadot24 17

Just about how stupid did he think you were?

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Ozuru 11

At least he's nice enough to inform you of this. If my man was an agent fighting the Mafia, I would like to know.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Hey, it seems like you were better off without him then.

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