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Wake Up Call

By FML Approved - 07/10/2017 03:00

The most frustrating sound ever.

I agree, your life sucks 465

You deserved it 90

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Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 7 October 2017 4:05

This is usually followed by the "plotting their demise knowing that you will never actually act on it" phase.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 7 October 2017 4:05

This is usually followed by the "plotting their demise knowing that you will never actually act on it" phase.

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