Animals, Cars and Transportation: Triple A

Triple A

By chi_chia - 24/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML

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You deserved it 4 945

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By inthesticks - 19/11/2016 06:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML

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You deserved it 6 560

By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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You deserved it 2 523

By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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You deserved it 5 122

Roadkill

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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You deserved it 178

Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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You deserved it 916

By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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You deserved it 2 876

By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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You deserved it 2 562

Agent of chaos

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 05:00

Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML

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You deserved it 232

By GettingACat - 20/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML

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You deserved it 785

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:00

WTF in your car how is that possible?

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 24 March 2011 21:11

I had a family of orangutans living I my car. How did I find out? I noticed the rear window was missing.

Comments

leeshxx 3

Friday 25 March 2011 3:32

boners u never cease to make me laugh. gaiboi why did u get banned

L0veRebeccaBlack 0

Friday 25 March 2011 5:52

How do rats get in your car?

chammi 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:03

What kind of garbage dump do you park your car at. Sick!

wasabiinurvagina 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:20

Someone needs to clean their car more thoroughly.

MissDuck91 2

Friday 25 March 2011 13:59

haaa.. lemme guess, this was your first time cleaning your car?

TraceCase_ 19

Friday 25 March 2011 14:56

Siiiiiiiiiiick!!!! Bet there will be no mention of this on the Carfax Report!

xXDubbleChic 11

Friday 25 March 2011 19:54

that's awesome!! 

hotguy87 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:52

maybe you should clean it more..?

larryn2119 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 15:23

what car has edible floorboards? i smell another rat here!

desser627 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:22

well, remember now when your driving you have another family in your car to look out for too :)

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Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML

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