Tree Fall Fail By FML Approved - 13/10/2017 03:00 If a tree falls in a parking lot and nobody flinches, did it really fall at all? I agree, your life sucks 468 You deserved it 106 Share Tweet Share
Today, I received a grade of 0 for a paper I worked really hard on. When I emailed my professor for feedback, she told me she gave me a 0 because I misspelled Colombia as "Columbia" and that she's not responsible for my low IQ. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 003 You deserved it 664
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 177 You deserved it 1 004
Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML I agree, your life sucks 73 133 You deserved it 4 042
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 544 You deserved it 14 268
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 072 You deserved it 76 337
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 093 You deserved it 453
Today, I'm learning how to manually drain a washing machine. #FML @Skmermaid I agree, your life sucks 1 650 You deserved it 220
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML I agree, your life sucks 515 You deserved it 68
if your mom gets bang and she moans loud, does.it really count?