By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

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Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
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gratunka 11

it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

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Eivana 37

Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.

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schreibergx93 19

I know exactly how this feels. It's a frustrating ordeal.

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loubabe69 19

Did you think to run in the house and yell for your wife?

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Asinger06 1

Take your wife outside and lay in the grass, turn the lawnmower on for some background noise. Should be good to go.

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revolvearoundme 15

Time to stop mowing the lawn and put up that fence, replace those shingles, and build a bird house.

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PeterB444 17

maybe you're just getting old now you know why elderly people don't "waste a hard on" sorry to hear about that OP but its not the worst that could happen at old age at least!

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