That was amazing. The man is a cookie monster in training. Screw it! I'd give him all my cookies!!!

hahahahaaaa! omg this is so funny x)

wow, if a DRUNK person is able to get into your house and ask for cookies, imagine what a sober person could do! im just saying i think you need to get a lock on your door ;] but still AHHAHAHAHAH

this should be on mlia

yOU ALL KNEW THIS WAS COMING OH NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNO *BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP** *intruder stumbles drunkily outside and collapses in a drunken slumber to wake up naked and violated by animals and old ladies with canes and the police staring at him with his little pee pee sticking out* after getting arrested he despairs to find out he ate only sugar free cookies! SUGAR FREE!!! and he's going to be all ove the news and hes mocked in prison and is everybody's butt buddy :D

Cookies hmmmm, reminds me of that music video where theres a party and a random person carrying a fresh sheet of cookies. If someone did that to me I would probably give the guy a couple cookies if i had some...it also reminds me of When i lived in rez i and had a half naked guy walk into my room at 4 in the morning (there was an anything but clothes party a couple of floors up), the guy thought it was his room, kinda freaked me out cause I was just finishing an important assignment for the next morning so i was like wft this is my room try another floor.

Ha, you should have told him a cookie cost $20 each and made some money off him...

:L thats just funny

Well, get the man his goddamn cookies!