Health: Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice....

By PixieWrists - 13/03/2012 17:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

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You helped her see the light

By losercancer - 23/04/2021 23:30 - Georgia

Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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By ohdang - 01/03/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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By NeoDepressed - 31/03/2019 12:00 - Czech Republic

Today, my parents screamed at me for cutting my wrists. They asked me if I wanted a therapist. I said that I didn't know. Then my mom said, "But wait, it's going to cost a lot of money!" FML

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By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 14:00 - Australia - Epping

Today, I went to see a certified trauma specialist for my PTSD. I saw her for 35 minutes of my hour-long session because she ran late with the patient before me, and then kicked me out early. Her expert treatment plan? "Just don't think about it." I paid $260 for that. FML

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Messed up

By Anonymous - 26/06/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my therapist told me she can’t see me by herself anymore because frankly I have so many problems, I need separate therapists, each with their own specialties, to work together on me as a team. I didn’t think it was that bad. FML

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Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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Liability

By Josh - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

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Webslinger66 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:32

You are beautiful. No matter what they say!! You now owe me $50

ALlamaOnFire 20

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:32

Ditch that bitch.

Comments

Pammy25 15

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:54

You should confront her

maybeBabe 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:07

But if it made you feel better, I cant see the problem here! Thats the point, right? Shakespeare, Feud or Aguilera..

AlaskaKid95 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:15

OP wasted money I don't think he/she feels better or it wouldn't be an FML.

Matt504 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:41

Way to misspell Freud

maybeBabe 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 23:12

omg, thats just lame, and I study psychology! HELLOOOO A+

MommaMuff 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:10

Could be worse. They could've been Justin Bieber songs.

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:14

Everybody needs a couple of theme songs that they play in there heads while going about life.

rubberduckie94 13

Wednesday 14 March 2012 0:04

*their

SkrillexXD 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:18

At least it was good advice..

porcupineattack1 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:22

Hey they are pretty good for self esteem

doglover569 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:33

Don't worry, it "Keeps Gettin' Better"

themannnnnnn 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:34

LIAR !!!!! that is such a load

xXEstelleXx 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:35

WTF?

Matt504 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:37

That's almost as much as that shit costs on iTunes

Strafeh 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:39

That's pretty much all of iTunes....

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Today, a woman shouted at me to give up my disabled seat on the bus because she wanted to sit down. She wasn't physically disabled, wasn't nearly old enough to need it, and the bus was half empty anyway. I guess my prosthetic leg doesn't entitle me to a priority seat. FML

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Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML

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