Health: Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice....

By PixieWrists - 13/03/2012 17:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 103

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Same thing different taste

By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 511

You deserved it 5 596

You helped her see the light

By losercancer - 23/04/2021 23:30 - Georgia

Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 892

You deserved it 225

By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 463

You deserved it 4 308

By ohdang - 01/03/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 475

You deserved it 4 000

By NeoDepressed - 31/03/2019 12:00 - Czech Republic

Today, my parents screamed at me for cutting my wrists. They asked me if I wanted a therapist. I said that I didn't know. Then my mom said, "But wait, it's going to cost a lot of money!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 271

You deserved it 652

By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 643

You deserved it 6 096

Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 14:00 - Australia - Epping

Today, I went to see a certified trauma specialist for my PTSD. I saw her for 35 minutes of my hour-long session because she ran late with the patient before me, and then kicked me out early. Her expert treatment plan? "Just don't think about it." I paid $260 for that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 323

You deserved it 123

Messed up

By Anonymous - 26/06/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my therapist told me she can’t see me by herself anymore because frankly I have so many problems, I need separate therapists, each with their own specialties, to work together on me as a team. I didn’t think it was that bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 435

You deserved it 114

Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 610

You deserved it 157

Liability

By Josh - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 737

You deserved it 5 962

Webslinger66 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:32

You are beautiful. No matter what they say!! You now owe me $50

ALlamaOnFire 20

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:32

Ditch that bitch.

Comments

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:41

Did she compare you to a Genie in a Bottle, telling you all the while that you need someone to rub you the right way?

jem137451 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:07

You are "Beautiful" and keep on being a "Fighter"!

Hakando 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:37

She is probably not good at her job and also she is desperate

TheHolyLama 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:51

well, lesson learned, you'll just listen to her songs from now on right? keep listening, they'll repeat and last forever, no need for your therapist now!