Intimacy: Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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By TingBarter - 09/07/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

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By jaymash - 22/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2020 17:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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Professor_Badass 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:04

Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank

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user1101 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:46

hahaha, my **** is disguised in a folder named 'school stuff' but there are a lot of other folders you have to open before you see it straight away.. e.g. subject

xx_hayleyy 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:28

thats awkward..

roxycardgame 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 11:16

you should've watched it with him. also my friend used to keep it on his computer as poetry within a bunch of different folders. one day his mom decided to read his poetry.

i_imagine 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:13

.......................................................... :|

Breadstix 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:47

YDI fullstop. But not what the others' reasons. "For giving the teacher your thumb drive which had **** in it" It's because of that stupid disguise. You'd think that's what a teacher would click on first, wouldn't you? Seriously, that's stupid. Disguise it with something that seems useless. Like ... some thumb drives have a file or two with crap like 'readme'. Hide it in there and disguise it as another seemingly useless file.

ful_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:40

I hate when people do shit like that. Maybe one of these days Asking before you go and open up someones files will be common politeness.

xanhorn 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:16

go into properties and hide your **** folder. Unless they have show hidden files on, which most teachers wouldnt know where to find, you will be fine.

fcuk_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:14

hahahahhaha

95camarov6 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:32

Keeping your **** on a thumbdrive good idea, keeping it on the same drive you use for real school work, bad idea. You do realize you could make your **** folder a hidden file and then it wouldnt show when you plugged it in right?