Intimacy: Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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By TingBarter - 09/07/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

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By jaymash - 22/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2020 17:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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Professor_Badass 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:04

Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank

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HiddenAce91 6

Saturday 22 May 2010 8:49

I have all my **** password protected under several misc. folders on my external.

xyounghovx 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:22

shoulda gone with 'favorite bible quotes' folder lol

hayliepoche 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:54

y didn't I think of that!!! ur genius!!!

XLoVePuRpLex 0

Friday 4 November 2011 13:13

YDI, why didnt you stop him? If you HAD to have your **** on there why didnt you bother to say "btw its not the file labled school work"

eratosthenes 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:32

Awkward.

kevpple 0

Monday 6 February 2012 1:47

I hide all my **** in c:windowssystem32PORN no one will ever think 2 look in there

footballpro22 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:29

What teacher has an office?

videokid2000 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 22:55

Next time call it 'Not ****'

bagelpie 6

Monday 18 June 2012 9:27

You should've labeled the folder NROP... ;)

pwnman 33

Monday 16 July 2012 21:53

Actually you could've just made a folder called family personal

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