Transportation: Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's....

By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

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Same thing different taste

Gan canny or we'll dunsh summick!

By Joshua - 28/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML

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You deserved it 187

By embarassedmuch - 30/10/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML

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You deserved it 27 765

Many such cases

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 06:00 - United States - Holden

Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML

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You deserved it 290

Moody blues

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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You deserved it 4 555

By damniphone - 29/06/2013 05:31 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

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You deserved it 8 725

By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 38 149

And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

By soontobesingle - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

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You deserved it 4 421

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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You deserved it 1 980

Don't mess with crazy

By Just a joke - 17/09/2025 15:00

Today, I saw my buddy at the mechanic's on speaker with his wife. I did a very fake female voice and said, “He’s here with me! He’s my man now!” He rushed home to see all his stuff on fire on the front lawn. I had no idea how psycho she was and now he wants to kill me. FML

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You deserved it 646

By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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You deserved it 4 506

murdersquirrel 15

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:40

That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:44

HOW DO I DO THAT??

Comments

Gretzky_023 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 6:05

Check yo self before you wreck yourself foo!!

kismentia 10

Thursday 15 December 2011 6:48

Morgan Freeman: "You are now home. Leave your seat which is soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie." I'd personally pick Christopher Walken's voice for my GPS.

nvo 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 7:03

RDFM

154rct 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 7:09

TURN RIGHT SUCKA

scrework 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:41

OMFFGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Top comment and this FML is hilaaarious!!!!! XD

snowdrifter 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:11

That gps is badass. where can I get one?

cmac86 23

Thursday 15 December 2011 10:24

I fail to see the problem here. That's pretty awesome. Mr. T would pities you.

theonlysweetpea 10

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:42

Have Mr. T punch your husband in his solar pelvix (sp?) then stand over him

my_fml_account 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:59

Do you mean solar plexus? There's no such thing as a solar pelvix. Then again, this is a hilarious move on her husband's part. Mr. T would high five him, not punch him.