Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party....

By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By ass slap - 11/08/2013 15:35 - United States - Broomall

Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML

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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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dawnimus 21

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:20

Farting turns you on? Wow, that's a very specific fetish...

hotshot0185 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:20

You'll last longer in time.

Comments

Wolstenholme 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:38

Nothing wrong with that, you just must enjoy stuff coming out of a woman's ass.

carecow 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:39

Okay, that's enough internet for today..

AngelLovesDerby 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:48

Wtf... That's messed...

Nemo77_fml 5

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:56

I can't say that the order in which that happened was correct. I think I and my girl came then farted, not the other way around. Bizarre!

buddy51 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:00

Serve that girl beans, op, and gas up your sex life!

midnight706 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:01

hey some people are into weirder things who's to judge.

Ibeatmyself 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:04

Shouldn't she be writing this

_wraith 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:07

That's... a pretty unusual fetish.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:10

The force is strong with this one.

brandiivictoriaa 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:14

that escalated quickly

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