Love: Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on...

By oh shit - 06/07/2014 19:28 - United States - Palatine

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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Sunday 6 July 2014 23:09

This right here is proof that chivalry is not dead

mansfield_j 27

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:10

Hey atleast you made her feel better, sucks you crapped yourself but it's all well worth it to keep your girl happy in my book.

Comments

dancinwookie 21

Monday 7 July 2014 0:19

So you shit yourself, it happens, but that smell lingers. I bet she noticed. On my first date with my ex he had uncontrollable gas...I noticed. Did you just sit there for the rest of the night in your own shit? I think I'd hide my soiled underwear in the neighbor's bushes. Just chuck them in there with wild abandon! Good job on not being a butthole boyfriend though!

dancinwookie 21

Wednesday 9 July 2014 3:00

Remind yourself of your comment when you're old, wearing a diaper and ******** yourself, or if you ever get terminally ill. And, did you happen to forget the first year or two of your life was spent solely crapping yourself and making your parents clean it up? Yes, shit happens.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Monday 7 July 2014 0:26

That was really sweet of you to cover up the fact that you struggled, especially to that extent. Probably made her feel really good to know that you think she's still beautiful.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Monday 7 July 2014 0:31

You must be a keeper

pwnman 33

Monday 7 July 2014 0:32

Seems like a shitty situation.

monk5 1

Monday 7 July 2014 0:57

I know I shouldn't be laughing but this was hilarious

JokersHQ 21

Monday 7 July 2014 1:22

I'd call that dedication to making her feel good about herself. Even though it may have been inconvenient for you, it probably made her feel so much better about herself. And the fact that you would even do that instead f insulting her makes you so much better than some other guys!

PurpleKatKionna 19

Monday 7 July 2014 1:26

Oh, goodness. Good for you for trying to make your girl happy! And some real props to you for handling that situation so well.

weveallbeenthere 30

Monday 7 July 2014 1:57

if she didn't know you Shit your pants you did it right, hope she felt better about herself. and good for you trying to boost her morale. some asshats would have just said " yeah you are getting heavy"