By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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yoimtrollin 24

Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences

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adb1827 17

"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."

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theKevmeister 13

you win, absolutely the worst fml I've seen!! how long after does the migraine start. multiple orgasms back to back might help, or it could make it worse when the pain starts. :/ could also try having an ****** after the migraine has started. prolonging the orgasms is the only other suggestion; get really close but dont cum, and let it subside a little before starting again and repeating until you can't take it anymore, then cum

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vintaqe 28

#32 that sounds like absolute torture. Build up with no release is almost worse than having a migraine after sex.

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Duceswild99 19

Look at the bright side! With most men that probably won't be an issue. :)

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RedPillSucks 31

And you did stay at a Days Inn for a few nights, so you're fully qualified.

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worldclassrager 39

Well that's an unfortunate disorder...hope there is a cure...

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jlmontgomery 11

Sorry OP. Orgasms actually help get rid of my migraines.

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GimmeFive 10

there are actually quite a few people that get migraines from orgasms. something about them causes inflammation in your sinuses and its awful.

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bosox29 14

They do in fact make a medication for this disorder. It's more common than people think. No I'm not a doctor, but discovery health taught me this.

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vintaqe 28

I saw that shit too. Feel so bad for these people.

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xlord 27

I thought he gets a little Catholic boy?

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crazytwinsmom 25

Maybe trying different positions would help. You could be kinking your neck.

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vintaqe 28

It's actually the sudden release of endorphins and serotonin that can cause migraines in some people. It's called serotonin syndrome. Wish it was as simple as a neck kink.

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