Love and Intimacy: Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal...

By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 919

You deserved it 2 415

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 514

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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You deserved it 2 657

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 567

You deserved it 31 050

By _schaden_freude - 27/12/2015 17:31 - United Kingdom - Ashford

Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML

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You deserved it 1 836

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 049

You deserved it 7 455

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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You deserved it 18 533

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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You deserved it 28 872

Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 637

You deserved it 45 049

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 720

Teenage PDA warning

By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 678

You deserved it 6 818

real life problems 26

Sunday 30 September 2018 3:51

That's good parenting

donthatemebut 14

Sunday 30 September 2018 3:26

That will teach you.

Comments

donthatemebut 14

Sunday 30 September 2018 3:26

That will teach you.

Shawnie Gallant 24

Sunday 30 September 2018 3:36

You deserved it.

real life problems 26

Sunday 30 September 2018 3:51

That's good parenting

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 30 September 2018 3:58

Well justified punishment.

Hejira Hayes 8

Sunday 30 September 2018 4:00

YDI if you were only thinking of your own pleasure, otherwise FYL because keeping you at home for a month is supposed to build your skills in the bedroom...how?

skippydoda 32

Sunday 30 September 2018 6:55

Plenty of time to practice

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 30 September 2018 16:19

Home has a bedroom.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 30 September 2018 4:38

Now you’ll have a month to stay home and watch “training videos” on how to really pleasure a woman. They may be called “adult film actresses” but their responses have to be genuine. It’s the law!

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 30 September 2018 5:23

Okay, Donnie Baker.

distortedcognition 17

Sunday 30 September 2018 5:17

Ha! Your dad deserves a parenting trophy!

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 30 September 2018 16:22

Finally, a father teaching his child the importance of pleasing his woman.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 30 September 2018 21:10

Umm wow your dad needs to be taught something called personal space and should have had this conversation in private if at all,and talk about a creeper for listening in on a personal conversation with your GF,if he thought it was so important for you to be a bedroom Superman he should have given you tips on the down low and not embarrass you in front of the GF🙄😡

cazziuz1983 9

Monday 1 October 2018 1:42

children have no right to personal space(or any right fir that matter other than a right fir food and a bed plus a education)if you are under the legal age of being an adult,then you are not an adult.that being said the dad could have heard it through a vent or some such,specially if it was a older house,lot of them have vent/air ducts that connect directly to other rooms,or perhaps OP and his gf were not a quite while discussing things as they though.