Savannah - 01/08/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML
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gideeupp 9

That furniture saved your life. Haha

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RabidBunny 10

From this day forward, you will buy all of your furniture from IKEA in gratitude that you live to fight another day! Secondly, don't feel bad. Trust me when I say, if my parents had the chance to give me back they would, but thats not important. What is important, is that you can make something of yourself and make your father regret ever thinking about paying for that abortion.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Normally, I'd be a moronic twat and leave a dead baby joke as a comment. But since it's boners, I won't. Oh, and how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

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Squit_fml 16

On the other hand... you're lucky to exist. * whistles "always look at the bright side of life" *

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JovwN212 0

I think you should thank IKEA. And ur dads an asshole for even telling you that ha

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Omni7 11

Fyl id play a gaint prank and con him out of all of his money give half of it to ur mom and send him gay stalker letters from random location

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Wait for the day that you can tell your father that you would pay for his bypass surgery, but you can't afford it because you just bought a new couch.

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Rene_North 1

IKEA is now my favorite furniture store.

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FreshSalad 1

#41 makes me feel ashamed to be a catholic.

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