Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets....

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By CatDad - 18/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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rt523 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:32

thats why you flush. gross.

Rainbow_Monkey 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:33

Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.

Comments

fish1806 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:43

number 5 said it! Not flushing is gross

AnneFTW 17

Monday 4 May 2009 20:44

Haha that sucks! But still at least it was your own & you should've flushed...

TigressUK 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:44

#1 - how is that not an FML???

lelo_lala 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:45

More like a F the cats life.

fatfaceunited 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:46

Do you often let animals watch you urinate??? kinda creepy

Delroxorz 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:52

Your cat "likes toilets" huh?...Either way this is more of the cat's FML...Not you...You just let animal's watch you pee.

darkheadlights 4

Monday 4 May 2009 20:52

I am always afraid that my cats are going to try to jump in the toilet before I close the lid.

x0xcarolinex0x 4

Monday 4 May 2009 20:54

YDI for not flushing. next time flush and maybe you won't have to deal with a cat full of pee

justdance93 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:55

It's okay, I have a cat who likes to jump onto the toilet seat and drink out of the bowl (like a dog). It's cute, but also quite disgusting. Just flush next time.