Transportation Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the...

uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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Where is my mind?

dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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Anonymous - 04/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML

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Friday 12 September 2014 23:14

Dumbass

spatula232 25

Friday 12 September 2014 23:19

'The bastards left it outside the school, it's all good, I've got it now'

thewife5 19

Saturday 13 September 2014 20:37

Thank you for not drinking and driving...

Zilaina 7

Sunday 14 September 2014 2:36

I totally did the same thing when I mixed up what Street I parked on XD

skyfall007_fml 11

Sunday 14 September 2014 4:54

That's embarrassing lol

powerkeep 24

Sunday 14 September 2014 4:57

Don't worry! Your not the only idiot in Rhode Island. Every other person is.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Sunday 14 September 2014 6:47

Haha... Short term memory much?

highclasssnegro 9

Sunday 14 September 2014 7:36

Wow man

muah97 12

Sunday 14 September 2014 9:42

You're lucky you didn't forgot your dick left in your girlfriend ******

deepdownunder 3

Sunday 14 September 2014 18:58

that's so freakin stupid. have some cod liver oil tabs. its given to kids with poor memory!

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Monday 15 September 2014 11:08

People are being a bit mean, Ive done something similar when I walked all the way home from school, forgetting I had taken my bike to school that day. Mind you I was only 8 at the time.

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Monday 15 September 2014 15:08

HA-HA! Did the same thing, except I was drunk. But I luckilly remembered halfway though the phone call with the police. Had to play it of like "I just found a note from my friend saying he borrowed the car"...