By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Chewiebhz 15

You should offer to go somewhere in your car and dump him on a very dark and strange place...

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xLunaKillzUx 5

that sucks hun. Why don't you just play with yourself and try to get his attention??

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Oley 27

I had that same problem with my ex husband. That is why he is now my ex! And trust me, he won't stop.

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kay2810 9

If you Have sex, you will get pregnant, and you WILL die.

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Hockeyguy99 0

Then he's gay.....

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thamack408 11

if you try everything to get his attention and nothing works,well you should leave his ass and find someone that can satisfy your needs honey ;)

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Calyx_fml 21

He's just not that into you... literally.

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Clarese 0

Dump his ass! No one deserves that treatment!

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