By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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GettyLee 0

Damn, that totally sucks.

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Ryan488 0

You wouldn't believe how often moles and ticks get wrongly identified...

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Suicidalpotatoe 0

#74 About as often as donald trump gets laid

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kdkkat 0

I hope you remember me i was in crossroads with you a long time ago I miss you and ur brother. Hows your family doing?

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omg_x3 0

what are you talking about?

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beautiful_disast_fml 2

Whats really sad is the fact that you could of had a tick on you.. that's disgusting!

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stephanyk2 7

I'd get a doctor to check that out if it's that big

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ke59100 1

wouldn't you already be aware if a mole that's big enough to be grabbed? 

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Acousticpixie14 6

Um...did you not know that you had a mole on your shoulder? I think you'd know that you have a mole on your shoulder and realize that it was being picked at, not a tick.

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entwined 0

seriously go see a doctor if your boyfriend has damaged that mole so hard it bled... that's just wrong. and cancerous.

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wtfimnotgay 0

but some moles dont get larger, but they rise some, i would mistake for a tick. Tic toc on the clock!

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