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By Heyitskay - 12/07/2016 02:51 - United States - Westminster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for having sex with another guy last night. I had sex with him last night. He was drunk and insists it wasn't him.

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sohigh10 34

Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:35

When he no longer remembered even having sex or seeing you that entire night, how was he even able to?

jeffprobs 29

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:52

Bf with trust issues like these isn't worth your time if you have already told the truth and he won't believe you

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sohigh10 34

Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:35

When he no longer remembered even having sex or seeing you that entire night, how was he even able to?

jaqlove 22

Tuesday 12 July 2016 19:52

Thats rape...

jeffprobs 29

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:52

Bf with trust issues like these isn't worth your time if you have already told the truth and he won't believe you

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:49

If he was that drunk you probably shouldn't have had sex with him at all.

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