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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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You gotta be kidding me?

By mammasboy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Monday 12 December 2011 15:54

Studying the regions of each other?

duckie227 22

Monday 12 December 2011 15:55

You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...

Comments

bocshi83 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:39

last time I checked my pocket book being close to 30 and divorced :( I still don't have 10+ grand to throw down on a house in this economy..much less did I in college.... so to the girl that suggested that is what they should be doing ..what planet does she live on...moola? If she does, share the wealth with the rest of the world! :)

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:24

So you are a pathetic living with Mommy Loser?

lisaloise 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:06

Ah well, that depends on what you two were studied on :p

shadystyle 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:34

derp derp

cumminside03 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:26

That's why I bought my own house parents were the same way now they can't say shit xD

im_so_ninja 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:54

Maybe she doesn't like you.

rberry88 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:18

Just wait until you see what happens in the bathroom at Subway at lunch tomorrow.

seanc722 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:24

Even though you were studying the whole loud giggling part of it can be really annoying when you are trying to sleep. Especially if its my house and even moreso if i have to get up for work.