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sounds fake...
Sounds like a typical boss. Next time don't let anyone use it.
If you had just given him a ******** instead of making him resort to phone sex, you'd still have your old job. To make it in Corporate America, you have to play ball, or balls, as it were.
well tht sucks ass. hehe. o ****...I forgot wat I was gunna say. o well F T G D W I H U
F - f*ck T - the G - god D - damn W - white I - insurgence H - hate U - unit Was i right?
Maybe he just doesn't like you and wanted an excuse to fire you. After all, he'd know that they monitor your phone. So yeah. I think it was a set-up.
Wrong FML fail.
It's Gilbert. Jeez. Gilfred. Lol.
Report him to who dick brain? It's her word against his.
Watsa bitchh
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Report your boss. Duh
Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.